Is your journey really necessary ?

Wondering how to decide if you should struggle in to work when the weather is bad ? Simply look at your payslip. If you are badly paid such as:

• Nurses
• Ambulance Drivers
• The man in the cab of the gritting lorry

then you have no choice but to go to work. Even if the trip kills you.

On the other hand if you are well paid such as:

• Members of Parliament
• Senior managers
• On screen BBC employees
• Bankers

then please take the day off. No one is going to miss you.