Bowling note
Originally uploaded by Phil_Parker

When handed this bit of paper last time I made a lamentable attempt at ten pin bowling I was really tempted to go all Daily Mail over it. "Political Health and Safety Correctness Gone MAD", I wanted to cry.

Then I looked around. In the next lane there was a group of girls, none of whom were older than 14. Of course they were unsupervised - dumped on the bowling alley by parents who probably spend thier day reading the Mail and worrying about Pedos hanging around and murdering thier darlings. Except when they can get shot of them into a public space and then it's everyone else's problem to look after then isn't it ?